She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So much Jack, so little girl.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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