READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
