I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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