let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We named our party play list daddy issues
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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