is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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