Don't you send me to vm
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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