so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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