i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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