strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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