i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
NoShamevember. You game?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Randomize
