I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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