As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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