The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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