At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
