she looked like the before picture.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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