i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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