Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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