im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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