Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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