Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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