Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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