Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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