k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's official drugs can't kill me
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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