you guys were way drunker than both of me
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We have so much sex to catch up on
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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