i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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