Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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