shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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