We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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