"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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