been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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