...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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