i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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