Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
