Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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