I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dicks are not precious.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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