I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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