Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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