ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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