is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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