I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Randomize
