and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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