Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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