Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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