I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
tell me about the eggs
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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