I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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