So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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