John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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