Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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