If i come over, it means nothing
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I will pee on everything he values.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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