He told me they were just razor bumps!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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