Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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