i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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