i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
be right there i have to get my cape
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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