It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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