Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm at about main and main street
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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